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centimeter 

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length
Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre
centimeter by Avoura December 28, 2005

centimeter 

1. chinese people (cm=chinaman)
There are a lot of centimeters in San Francisco.
centimeter by Potty Porter February 1, 2005

centimeter-peter 

an extremely small penis
centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centimeter pener 

means someone who has a really small penis
Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener
centimeter pener by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.
1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"
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