songometre 

A unit of measurment used to tell how far someone has walked, cycled, jogged, etc. while listining to an ipod or mp3 player.

Mostly used by people who aren't wearing a watch.

I wonder how far I walked today...
I listened to 12 songs before i got home, thats 12 songometres. I must have walked...
2.3km!

songometre by Delfnator March 30, 2009

Stegometre 

origin: wolfpack facebook thread, April 8, 2010

Stegometre: noun 1. a really lame word made up by a really lame guy who decided that even though he's pretty close to being gay, he's too homophobic to allow other guys into the wolfpack (which consists of mostly guys already) even though the guy in question is really cool and british and awesome. 2. something or other that possibly has something to do with stegosauruses

if you want Tom in the wolfpack say "I heart stegometres"
"what the hell is a stegometre? screw it, i'm voting for Tom, because he's cooler than you."

Stegometre by discoverychannelwolf April 8, 2010

Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

Sonometer by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019