Solomoned

When you joke about shooting up the school and you put screenshots on your Snapchat story and end up getting expelled

Yo dude I was on Minecraft last night with my dad and I think I may have solomoned

by BakedBunions February 4, 2019

Solodoved

Verb - To bring something to solution, but through vigorous argument and abrasive language, a cross between the words Solo and Solved. Usually, one participant in the conversation ends up crying or withering into irrelevance.

Its context is derived from pre-coldwar cartoons which often use this verb as a description of Russian debate tactics. Characters were often known to have 'solodoved' opponents at a game of chess.

Chess Player 1: Bam! You just got solodoved!
Chess Player 2: No. Check.
Chess Player 1: {Throws the chess table on the ground}{Screams} I SOLODOVED YOU.
Chess Player 2: {Cries}.

by FrancisDrake August 20, 2009

Solomon

A Solomon is a complicated person with a hard upbringing, and yet are one of the most amazing humans to rome the earth. They’re witty, funny, straight up honest, stupid crazy, and are genuinely a good soul. If you ever get to meet a Solomon be very greatful, in some way or another they always seem to impact your life once they are in it. They’re just beautiful like that.

I thought I was complete until I met Solomon.

by Hennessy Ortiz June 2, 2020

Solomon B Taiwo

Solomon B Taiwo is an Actor and author

Solomon B Taiwo is known for if she doesn't like chicken shes, not for me

by Motion love January 17, 2021

Salomone

Salomone is a noble character in the game World of Warcraft. Salomone is well known for being a great player, that often goes out of his way to help others.

"Man, that Salomone is a great guy."

by Wowmyself May 14, 2009

Solomon

A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. A Solomon is very wise and smart, without even trying to be. A Solomon can cheer you up in a second if you are sad, by making a joke or saying something sweet. A Solomon is also very athletic and tall, and could be very attractive.

Girl 1: hey who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: that's Solomon! He's hilarious!
Girl 1: he's super cute too!

by Thatgirloverthere44 September 3, 2013

Solomon

A really laughable, funny guy who could become friends with anyone in the world and have an enormous conversation on any topic. He's usually more popular among girls than boys. He can be extremely silly but also serious as crap. He's really defensive of himself or others if he finds it fit and will challenge anyone, any age, to a verbal debate.

Solomon... Man he's cool...

by Harrydino December 22, 2013