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Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Salmonellafitzgerald 

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

Martin Salomon 

He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.
Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.
Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!
Salomon by salomonlover October 9, 2018

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
ass-salmonella by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka 

Joel Hokka in one of the hottest men walking on this mf planet. He was born 5.10.1993. His name day is 13.7. He is known for his amazing voice and he is the other Lead singer of the band Blind Channel.
”Hey did you know today (13.7) is Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka ’s name day?”

”No i did not.”

”U better go and say happy name day to him!”