A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.
An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulenceto the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
The most wonderful, beautiful person you could meet. She is so smart and kind, perfect at all aspects always thinks of other before her and never says a lie. The best friend you could have, and really creative.