Sockophile

Someone who loves or collects socks; plain and ordinary; think or thick; colourful or wacky. Perhaps they have a special type like Argyle or a specific fabric such as wool, cotton, lycra. They may also have more than one sock draw, overflowing with socks. Some people even like to wear odd socks; whilst others can't 'stand' socks with holes.

SOCK-O-PHILIA

'Sockophilia I.e the love for socks.' Hence, whoever loves or is over interested in wearing or collecting socks is a Sockophile.

Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.

Why was the sock ripped?
he went to the gym regularly.

Sockophile by Baron Boris October 20, 2022

sophophile 

one who loves wisdom and learning; from Greek origin of sophia (wisdom) and philiac (love);

MarySue spent all night researching philias after discovering a comprehensive list online and came to the realization she is a sophophile.

sophophile by SilverPaint16 May 11, 2015

Sickaphile 

A person who is addicted to being sick (not the actual act of vomiting) this person will lunge from one illness to another ,some will go as far as to seek surgery. Whether the addiction is truly to being sick or is more related to being rescued and or not being expected to perform, function, or be personally responsible for oneself -- to the the by-products of being sick -- can be difficult for even professionals to assess in some cases. The sickaphile will love talking about their ailments, they post "sympathy selfies"even tweeting or posting to Facebook right up to and after operations. A sickaphile may fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain what they want and further their plan for treatment, when a doctor actually finds something wrong a sickaphile will be greatly excited and latch on to the "diagnosis" they will "Google" the diagnosis, research and join online forums etc if they do not posses a particular symptom, they will simply fake it, they immerse themselves fully in their "condition" and usually will have more than one ongoing condition at a time, if there is a period of "good health" it is short lived. The sickaphile will be eagerly looking for a new ailment. The reason for someone enjoying ill health is unknown. The sickaphile may be unaware of their behavior. If the sickaphile is talking about him/herself they are in their element, always willing to talk about whatever illness they are currently in the midst of, and it will always be the worst case scenario!

"Hannah seems to always be unwell, its as if she actually enjoys being ill"
"yeah dude i think Hannah is a sickaphile for sure"

Sickaphile by cornishpastie December 13, 2014

sockodile 

A sock that has run away from home or got lost in the wash and become feral. If you come across a sockodile or feral sock do not try to run or climb up a tree, sockodiles are fast runners and natural climbers

Crikey - look at the size of that Sockodile - you don't want to go rarking this baby up. The Sockodile Hunter

sockodile by Undy Bumgrope November 24, 2004

suckophile 

A term used for a person who loves to suck, sometimes for hours on end.

He’s definitely someone I’d take on a camping trip, he’s rumored to be an A1 suckophile!

suckophile by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

sociophile 

Someone who obsessively seeks out social interaction at every available opportunity.
Someone who can't stand their own company.

Jeff is hassling me to go out drinking every day of the week. He’s a real sociophile.

sociophile by ocd-Jeff March 27, 2011

Shuckophile 

Someone who gropes or gently touches minors under the age of 9. Gently caressing kids with corn.

Today, a shuckophile has encountered my child.

Shuckophile by GrahamFo May 3, 2021