Shuckophile 

Someone who gropes or gently touches minors under the age of 9. Gently caressing kids with corn.

Today, a shuckophile has encountered my child.

Shuckophile by GrahamFo May 3, 2021

suckophile 

A term used for a person who loves to suck, sometimes for hours on end.

He’s definitely someone I’d take on a camping trip, he’s rumored to be an A1 suckophile!

suckophile by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Shrekophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to shrek

Bob: hey jim did you know i'm a shrekophile?
Jim: no i didnt what's that?
Bob: i really want to fuck shrek, thats what that means.

Shrekophile by Shrekophile August 25, 2020

Sockophile

Someone who loves or collects socks; plain and ordinary; think or thick; colourful or wacky. Perhaps they have a special type like Argyle or a specific fabric such as wool, cotton, lycra. They may also have more than one sock draw, overflowing with socks. Some people even like to wear odd socks; whilst others can't 'stand' socks with holes.

SOCK-O-PHILIA

'Sockophilia I.e the love for socks.' Hence, whoever loves or is over interested in wearing or collecting socks is a Sockophile.

Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.

Why was the sock ripped?
he went to the gym regularly.

Sockophile by Baron Boris October 20, 2022