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sucktoeza 

A type of dumb Russian that snitch on everyone around them and as you can see, they suck toes.
That sucktoeza just snitched on me!
sucktoeza by bigdaddy19487352390 January 17, 2019

socktopus 

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.
My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.
socktopus by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.
Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.
socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

Socktopus 

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.
Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"
Socktopus by scoot24 October 20, 2009

Socktology 

A home economics science concerned mainly with the studies of socks and sock related objects; including their many uses, origin, structure, evolution and the impact of socks on society.
"Recent advances in Socktology have made it possible to avoid blisters in areas that one would prefer not to have them."
Socktology by MetPhee September 16, 2011

Socktober 

Going the month of October single and alone with excessive masturbation into an old sock or cum rag.
i guess its going to be another cold dark Socktober :/
Socktober by mmontini973 October 4, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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