Socktology

A home economics science concerned mainly with the studies of socks and sock related objects; including their many uses, origin, structure, evolution and the impact of socks on society.

"Recent advances in Socktology have made it possible to avoid blisters in areas that one would prefer not to have them."

by MetPhee September 16, 2011

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Suckology

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

reverse suckology

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.

Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.

by Meisterbater May 22, 2016

SICKOLOGY

THE ART OF BEING SICK!!
No one is as sick as TECH N9NE!

Have you heard Tech new CD Sickology?
Fuck yea it's the best shit ever!

by Dana <3's Tech n9ne April 14, 2009

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004