Social Tax 

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

Social Tax by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020

Socialtarianist Republocrat 

A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.

Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.

Socialtarianist Republocrat by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

Socialtard by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013

Socialtainment 

The state of being entertained through social media.

Facebook has provided me with countless hours of socialtainment.

Socialtainment by Mic-Mad July 4, 2011

socialtant 

A Socialtant or social consultant is someone who helps businesses gain a better social footprint through social media marketing and a better presence in channels like Facebook and Twitter.

A Socialtant is someone who consults with big celebrities like Rebecca Black (LMAO) and helps them reach their millions of viewers through Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and so on.

socialtant by socialtant April 22, 2011

socialtard

Focusing on or assuming the worst in people; defaulting to emotionally manipulative and controlling behavior (rather than being relaxed and vulnerable toward others that should be presumed an ally); unintentionally creating rifts where they just want people to come together, but under their leadership and terms.

Socialtard control tactics:
selective inattention, silent treatment, acting helpless, nagging, over-rationalization, minimization, diversion, distancing, seduction, complaining, playing victim, covert intimidation, overt intimidation, guilt-tripping, lying, verbal abuse, stalking and physical abuse, criticizing, vilifying, projecting blame, denial, pretending to do noble acts for everyone (but their victim), withdrawing attention, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of giving good feelings and taking them away.

"My socialtard friends don't have to agree with my feelings and they don't have to feel my feelings. They just need to acknowledge that they are my feelings, and that they matter, as do theirs. We're allies with similar social fears."

socialtard by former socialtard May 30, 2013