A Socialtant or social consultant is someone who helps businesses gain a better social footprint through social media marketing and a better presence in channels like Facebook and Twitter.
A Socialtant is someone who consults with big celebrities like Rebecca Black (LMAO) and helps them reach their millions of viewers through Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and so on.
by socialtant April 22, 2011
Get the socialtant mug.A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.
Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.
by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006
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A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.
by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013
Get the Socialtard mug.- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!
Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)
Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".
Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.
Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)
Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".
Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.
Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by Howeird February 18, 2009
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hey bro, socialeating tonight ?
yeah, going to that dinner at Paul's loft, gonna be fun, lots of interesting people
yeah, going to that dinner at Paul's loft, gonna be fun, lots of interesting people
by valoskalos July 13, 2012
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by Bicks868 October 30, 2010
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Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.
Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.
Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.
Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.
“She’s a total Socialpath... just look at all the selfies she posts. No photos of her husband or kids anymore, just her in a tiny bikini winking at the camera for somebody else.”
by Charlotte Nicolette February 13, 2020
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