Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.

I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.

Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010

Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

Give Me Your Social Security Number 

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
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Give Me Your Social Security Number by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

social security 

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.

Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"

social security by Jake August 10, 2004

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

National give Ryan your social security number day by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

social security 

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...

we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth

social security by youknow2 May 9, 2005

social security sex 

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

social security sex by pink champagne July 28, 2010