Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.

We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

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11 goals for/ 96 goals against

Red Creek Boys Soccer by Tim McIntyre June 27, 2019

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John Carrol Boys Soccer Team

Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS

INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team

John Carrol Boys Soccer Team by BlakeMizeLover February 4, 2022

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Soccerboy

A beautiful, hot, cute, and sexy soccer player. Only a few select males may be called by this term; perhaps only limited to one person. He also demonstrates academic achievement, kindness, humor, and has a romantic side.

Amy is Soccerboy's number one fan and greatly adores him.

Soccerboy by Soccerboy's lover February 17, 2009

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