soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

most soberest game

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

soberbeast

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.

so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala

by wowso cool July 29, 2014

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

Sobfest

A fit of uncontrollable sobbing or crying. A person who is having a sobfest may choose to avoid contact with others until they begin to calm down. They may or may not be inconsolable, depending on the situation that caused it.

Link's loud, furious screams were rather broken due to his sobfest, and his destructive behavior towards the walls of the Knight Academy forced Zelda to intervene.

by Zelda of Time November 4, 2015

Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

Soberest

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018