Soapaphobia

The fear when taking a shower with soap, specifically dropping.

"Oh no I dropped the soap!" - said Elliott as he moaned. That was when I knew he had Soapaphobia.

Soapaphobia by BigPotatoMan November 4, 2021

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Stataphobia

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

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Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

Softaphobia by matricksman October 2, 2015

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Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect

You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha

Softaphobia by matricksman October 9, 2015