Swagaphobia

To be afraid of the swag exhibited by another person.

"That bitch has swagaphobia"

by #swagaphobia October 11, 2011

Stataphobia

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

by KII April 8, 2013

Swagoraphobia

The fear of (or being played/humiliated) by someone's swag, particularly one of a high magnitude.

Man, all those haters talk mad shit, then run. They gotta bad case of swagoraphobia.

by kunoichikat July 11, 2011

Swagophobia

The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.

usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"

by methedonekitty October 7, 2013

Singaphobia

this odd and unnatural fear called singaphobia is the fear of cat in the hat. reasons for this abnormal fear may vary, but the most common reason is dreaming an abnormally creepy dream about cat in the hat killing your entire family.

alexa: “MOLLY! LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF CAT IN THE HAT!”
molly: “AHHHH! Don’t show that to me i have singaphobia!!”

by hiccup dangerous December 17, 2019

Snagaphobia

extreme or irrational fear of sausages.

Mateo, “hey Greg! Are you coming to the barbecue tonight?”
Greg, “nah, I can’t! I have extreme snagaphobia!”

by Ewo_ October 19, 2022

swagphobic

Swagphobic: When your do not like someone’s swag

Triniti: Do you like my swag?

Lucas: No

Triniti: Damn, that’s swagphobic

Lucas: What’s that tf?

by AquaTech October 7, 2021