An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"
this odd and unnatural fear called singaphobia is the fear of cat in the hat. reasons for this abnormal fear may vary, but the most common reason is dreaming an abnormally creepy dream about cat in the hat killing your entire family.