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Werf Snurfer 

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles *chomp chomp chomp*
"Dude your such a Werf Snurfer"

"WTF don't be a Werf Snurfer you creep"

"I totally saw your mom Werf Snurfing last night"
Werf Snurfer by Classy N' Trashy November 3, 2009
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surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.
You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.
skin surfer by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

backseat surfer 

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
backseat surfer by Ardouche January 28, 2008
Word of the Day on January 31, 2008

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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