Snurfer

A person found to snowboard the slopes in the winter and ditch their snowboard for a surf board and shred the waves in the summer.

Dude you're such a snurfer!

by Anonymous_3308 March 12, 2024

Werf Snurfer

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles *chomp chomp chomp*

"Dude your such a Werf Snurfer"

"WTF don't be a Werf Snurfer you creep"

"I totally saw your mom Werf Snurfing last night"

by Classy N' Trashy November 3, 2009

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021