Snurdge

One who sniffs women's bicycle seats

The dirty old man is snurdging that womans bicycle seat

Snurdge by Anne Kelsock September 22, 2004

Snurdle 

Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.

Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.

"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".

"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny business".

Snurdle by Curtainsofbeef June 6, 2018

snurge 

One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.

That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?

snurge by Larry Loosehat April 3, 2003

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

Snurdleturt by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

Snurger 

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Tradionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

Snurger by Byrone chic chic chamoan November 26, 2007

Snudge 

The inner glow that heterosexual men feel toward each other after a carton of beer. Touching is optional.

Example snudge " I luv ya mate" ( arm around shoulder and leaning on each other)
"Look at those two drunk bastards they are snudging each other"

Snudge by Todd bruce the snudger January 22, 2012

Snurge 

To aggressively and sexually sniff a seat that recently contained the arse of someone you find attractive.

As soon as she stood up and left, I snurged the fuck out of the sofa.

Snurge by bobpoowoo March 15, 2014