snurge

One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.

That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?

by Larry Loosehat April 3, 2003

Snurge

To aggressively and sexually sniff a seat that recently contained the arse of someone you find attractive.

As soon as she stood up and left, I snurged the fuck out of the sofa.

by bobpoowoo March 15, 2014

Snurge

The act of Flirting "with intent". i.e to talk to a member of the opposite sex with the express intent to have sex with that person.

n: "He's such a Snurge"
v: "Right girls, tonight I'm gonna get my snurge on"

"Wow, he's getting his snurge on tonight!"

by A1snurge November 14, 2010

snurge

A word used to an objectionable person who will not understand the insult. Invented by the late Auberon Waugh c. 1956 and used extensively by him in respect of any school prefect.

"Well of course, Jones, being a snurge, you would say that wouldn't you?"

by Alain C. Fenn January 15, 2006

snurge

To eskimo kiss a penis.

That old lady likes to snurge.

by Jofferham Lincoln February 18, 2008

snurge

To pee,poop, and puke at the same time.

Jessica drank so much last night she snurged all over the bathroom.

by TheSquiZz August 16, 2010

snurge

pron:<snerdje>
The aquisition of undergarments usually from a member of the opposite sex.

also: Necrosnurgia, as above however post mortem.

"Andrew, look at this fantastic red thong I just snerged from a girl on the dancefloor" - Deepak 16/5/4

by Chops May 18, 2004