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slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.
1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.
by Thon November 25, 2007
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slurdge

the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda
ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process
by summer g June 25, 2005
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brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.
I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.
by PWS27 May 3, 2017
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Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
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Sludge monster

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.
“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”
by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023
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Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).
"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"
by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017
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Sludge toss

When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)
Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”

Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022
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