Snurge

To aggressively and sexually sniff a seat that recently contained the arse of someone you find attractive.

As soon as she stood up and left, I snurged the fuck out of the sofa.

by bobpoowoo March 15, 2014

Snurge

The act of Flirting "with intent". i.e to talk to a member of the opposite sex with the express intent to have sex with that person.

n: "He's such a Snurge"
v: "Right girls, tonight I'm gonna get my snurge on"

"Wow, he's getting his snurge on tonight!"

by A1snurge November 14, 2010

Snurging

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006

snurge

One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.

That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?

by Larry Loosehat April 03, 2003

snurg

Mega-monster penis; a phallus of such massive proportions as to strike fear into the hearts of all who are lucky enough to see it

"Soon!" he exclaimed, "You will be gurgling and gagging on the SNURG!"

by Gurgling Snurg August 21, 2008

snurge

A word used to an objectionable person who will not understand the insult. Invented by the late Auberon Waugh c. 1956 and used extensively by him in respect of any school prefect.

"Well of course, Jones, being a snurge, you would say that wouldn't you?"

by Alain C. Fenn January 15, 2006

snurge

To eskimo kiss a penis.

That old lady likes to snurge.

by Jofferham Lincoln February 18, 2008