Snowpea

Small Penis

boys in our class called Daniel and Daddy Lucas has a snowpea

by Daddy Stoner May 11, 2021

Snowdeath

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.

People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).

by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

Snowpee

Contrary to the popular belief that "snowpee" is a verb used to create yellow snow, it is actually a noun used to replace the word "icicle" because some dude thought it would be a cool idea.

Some dude: I'm spearheading the movement to replace the noun "icicle" with "snowpee." In light of the wide spread use of "conversate" and "funner" this is where I choose to make my stand.

by kbubbles November 2, 2011

snowpaintballboarding

New sport combining Paintball, whilest Snowboarding.

Careful as apparently this sport can lead to forcible removal from mountains and ski resorts

"We can't play snowpaintballboarding here, there are too many people around."

"They're not people, they're the enemy."

by Det July 2, 2005

Southern snowpeeper

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

by People Watcher January 7, 2010

alaskian snowbeast

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

Snowperbole

The threat-level red panic and labeling of natural weather patterns as "snowpocalypse" and "SnowMFG" followed by preemptive school/office closing for a storm that, in actuality, produced 4 inches of accumulation.

Thanks to Bloomberg's snowperbole we don't have work today.

by delightful_sin February 10, 2010