Snowfake

SnowFake ... Rich entitled SJW Pretender.

Colin Kapernick has shown himself to be nothing more than a SnowFake!

by RMRR December 5, 2016

Snowfake

Snowflakes that melts as soon as they hit the ground, turning into a disappointing slush.

Guy 1: Man I woke up and was so amped for a snowday, turned out it was just a bunch of Snowfakes!

Guy 2: Yep, nature trolled us hard...

Guy 1: Sun, I am dissapoint.

snow snowflake troll trolled nature ice melt

by Mancouver February 19, 2011

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

2A Snowflake

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.

Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019

Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Throwing Snowflakes

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014

Texas Snowflake

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

by Crazypatty July 16, 2009