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Pretender 

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.
Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore
Pretender by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013
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Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!
pretender by Dominic1987 April 22, 2007

Pretender 

A cross dresser
I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender
Pretender by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

Pretender 

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
Pretender by karatekidllll June 22, 2009
A fashion writer or commentator who poses as a journalist but operates more like an unpaid (or well‑compensated) extension of a brand's PR department. Their coverage is less about critical analysis and more about maintaining access—praising whatever keeps them on guest lists, in show seats, and in the good graces of luxury houses.
It is hard to take the fashion press seriously anymore. The PRetenders in the front row were already drafting their glowing reviews before the show had even ended.

Pretender syndrome 

When someone has no idea of how a subculture works and has no willingness to lurk but still pretends to know everything about said subculture. Commonly seen on various forums, large and small.

People with Pretender Syndrome have no will to assimilate to the forum culture and will instead attempt to force their own ideals onto the community. They will take basic surface level knowledge (ie memes) and spout them with very little knowledge of the memes themselves. Often completely misuse the memes as a result.
Attempts to name the jew will result in autistic screeching.
Hey, that tranny's got Pretender Syndrome. He's completely shitting up our forum with his ideas of diversity and equality. Let's ban him before he ruins it
Pretender syndrome by Noxcoffee February 1, 2023

public pretender 

Court appointed attorney.
I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.