Kapernick

That’s what you call someone that cap a lot.

That niggah King Kapernick, you cant trust a word he say.

by YenuTilaye June 12, 2019

kraepernicking

When someone acts like a douche for publicity, giving the appearance that they are standing up for something, when in actuality they are just a fraud.

Colin Kaepernick was kraepernicking by making a huge scene by kneeling for the national anthem and failing to show up to vote.

by Colin Kraepernick November 14, 2016

kaepernick

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

by 49ers for life March 31, 2016

Kaepernick

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.

I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.

by KyContessa September 9, 2016

Kaepernick

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

by T-Rantula September 7, 2017

Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019