Snouties 

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.

Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"

Snouties by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009

souties 

A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.

Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.

souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014

Genital Souties 

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

Genital Souties by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

snoutish 

A synonym to amazing, adorable or nice.

Example: Omg! Collie is so snoutish!

snoutish by Hi therejejeje May 8, 2019

Snooties 

To take a shot of any 35%+ alcohol, and 'snooting' as much as one can in one snort and proceeding to drink the rest. (Although double and triple are acceptable from one snootie).

It is, however key to experiance as much drip from your snooties for maximum satisfaction and mess.

If one is a beginner snooter they may want to add coke or other mixers to lighten their first snooter. But remember: this may reasult in pars.

UUURRRHHH the veins were busting from your head after the phat snooties you just snooted.

Snooties by MC Mahatma Scratbag July 25, 2011

snooties 

a narcotic (alkaloid) extracted from coca leaves; used as a surface anesthetic or taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive

Mellowman sure loves his snooties

snooties by MELLOWMAN_LOVES_SNOOTIES March 3, 2011

snorties 

An insuffulated combination of snuff (snortable smokeless tobacco) and Oxycontin. Derived from SN (snuff) + OC (oxycontin) + snort = snorties. Associated with the same pleasurable feeling of smoking a cigarette while using Opioids. Originally popularized in the Philadelphia medical college underground scene.

I'm going to stretch out my orange county supply by mixing up some snorties

snorties by izzboy May 31, 2009