Snouse  

A troll like person who invades online forums with the sole purpose of creating havoc. They create one or more identities then go about stalking themselves. Usually it involves being rich and traveling to far away lands. One of their favorite places to be from in Australia. They generally come in quiet as a mouse then lay their evil traps. They are far worse than your average troll. They are even harder to detect.

This forum has been Snoused!

Snouse is bragging about her wonderful Tuscany wedding.

Snouse has invaded another place.

Snouse is at it again, this time she/he is from the UK.

Snouse by Patty Schultz February 6, 2008

Snouse 

The Sigma Nu House. A super sweet place that alwasy has octane parties. Happy when you're there and always thinking about going back when you're not. The snouse is the epitomy of what it means to be super cool.

Let's go to the snouse tonight, I hear they're throwing a late night.

Snouse by HillBobby22 October 4, 2023

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Snouie 

Noun

All that is cute. A japanese word for saying something/someone is cute.

Why you so snouie?

What a snouie kitten.

THATS SOOO SNOUIE

Snouie by Inoue February 19, 2013

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

spouseapedia 

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

spouseapedia by Leif February 2, 2009