Snouse

A troll like person who invades online forums with the sole purpose of creating havoc. They create one or more identities then go about stalking themselves. Usually it involves being rich and traveling to far away lands. One of their favorite places to be from in Australia. They generally come in quiet as a mouse then lay their evil traps. They are far worse than your average troll. They are even harder to detect.

This forum has been Snoused!

Snouse is bragging about her wonderful Tuscany wedding.

Snouse has invaded another place.

Snouse is at it again, this time she/he is from the UK.

by Patty Schultz February 6, 2008

Snouse

The Sigma Nu House. A super sweet place that alwasy has octane parties. Happy when you're there and always thinking about going back when you're not. The snouse is the epitomy of what it means to be super cool.

Let's go to the snouse tonight, I hear they're throwing a late night.

by HillBobby22 October 4, 2023

Snouie

Noun

All that is cute. A japanese word for saying something/someone is cute.

Why you so snouie?

What a snouie kitten.

THATS SOOO SNOUIE

by Inoue February 19, 2013

Rise and Souse

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

straight spouse

Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.

She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.

by Str8 spouse April 23, 2020

erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009