A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.

Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'

BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'

SCOUSERS by florrien May 15, 2009

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People from liverpool are robbing bastards that even stole my mates wheel trims off his car!usually on the dole and speak with the shittest accent know to man!!!
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf:
whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue

scouser1: hey look at that sofa thats been thrown out!
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1
scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods

scousers by Burnley fan November 21, 2006

Scousers

A name given to somebody from Liverpool.
Home to The Beatles which makes them Scousers.
They are passionate about their city and are highly loved by Cheryl Cole :)

Cheryl said = 'Your a scouser and i love those' (to Rebecca Ferguson on X Factor) and when she was touring with girls aloud 'The thing i love most about Scousers is that their very similar to Geordies!' She also said they were passionate fans.. etc.

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Scousers are the best people alive!
We are friendly,kind and always look out for people The Sun = worst newspaper ever makin up lies bout us
If ya dont like us ya just jelous
LFC are the best footie team in the world!
And we always go each others backs
Scousers FTW!

"Wow who were those lovley people?"
"Scousers"
"Thought so"
:)

Scousers by scoucers lad April 20, 2009

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A load of cunts that talk with a fucking stupid accent. They all dress the same and make up stupid words that don't make sense. The girls are mostly slags and all the males think they are hard because they fight about 40 on 1 and they take pills.Most are fat and poor. They are also incredibly stupid.

Guy 1"hey looks scoucers over there"
Guy 2"Wow suddenly I just feel alot richer, better dressed, thinner and smarter"

scousers by Killer March 10, 2005

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