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snorsterbation 

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.
The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking
snorsterbation by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007
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Slang for sausage in the British Navy
I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast
Snorker by zoootsuit January 16, 2010

snorster 

one who snores loudly through out the night disturbing others in their sleep.
(most commonly used in a drunk state)
Upon returning the hostel hammered, there was a snorster keeping everyone awake.
snorster by musselman September 28, 2006
Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
snorker by escuchon May 13, 2008

doosh snorkerler 

one who snorkerles in doosh
Dude...what a doosh snorkerler

snorkers 

"Put some more snorkers on the George, there's a good chap"
snorkers by sheen25 September 7, 2005