Snolio 

The inability to walk in wintry weather conditions.

Jim was slipping and falling down on the slushy sidewalks because he has Snolio.

Snolio by Dave Wiggins January 23, 2023

Scoliosis 

When your spine does the stanky leg.

Doctor: Well Adrian, It appears you have scoliosis and your spine has a curvature of 23 degrees.

Adrian: So my spine is doing the stanky leg?

Doctor: Quite literally, yes.

Scoliosis by sometimesitreallybelikethat February 27, 2020

Scoliosdick 

When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.

"I always get her in the same eye, I got a bad case of scoliosdick"

Scoliosdick by Babysnacks December 20, 2011

Skolioromantic 

Someone who is romantically attracted to persons outside the gender binary

I do not find that binary men or women are romantically attractive. I am skolioromantic.

Skolioromantic by Aces of Arizona June 2, 2015

swoliosis 

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

swoliosis by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Soliosis 

Extreme curvature of an erect penis.

"Damn, Devin has some mean Soliosis, how does he even fuck?"

Soliosis by moabbee September 13, 2011

Scoliosis 

Scoliosis is the curvature of the spine, but in very rare cases, can occur in the neck. Usually in an S or C shape. Depending on the severity of it, will depend on the pain. Usually affects girls, but boys can get it. Doctors still haven't determined why it happens. If spotted soon enough, a doctor can brace it, meaning you wear a brace on your back. This prevents it from curving more, but will not reduce the curve. But in cases where it is not spotted quickly enough, surgery is usually required to fix it, or it may cause breathing and walking troubles in the future. The surgery procedure goes like this: Once you are knocked out, they make an incision on your back, usually from the top of the spine to the tailbone. Then they straighten out the vertebrae, and place 2 metal rods on each side on the now straightened spine. They also attach screws, to keep the rods from shifting around. Then they take bone chips from your hips, and the "bone bank" and sprinkle it over the spine, so in time the bone will merge and become part of your spine. Usually when you have severe scoliosis, your shoulders are uneven, so on one shoulder they have to pull the muscles and nerves up, and on one they have to pull it down. While your recovering, most people experience muscle spasms in their shoulders. After six months is when you can start doing things like lifting, bending down, reaching up, etc. again. A full year is the full recovery.

Scoliosis IS a big deal, and DOES affect your life, whether you have the surgery or have to wear a brace, but from someone who went through the surgery, I would MUCH rather have been able to wear the brace. I had severe scoliosis at at 73 degree curve, and had the surgery. A lot of the nurses said that they had never seen a curve as bad as mine was. I had the surgery a little over a month ago. For five more months, (obviously when you first have the surgery it's six months), I can't lift anything over 5 pounds, play sports, bend down, reach up, and at school I have to bring a pillow to support my back. I have to have support on my back, so the little benches that everyone sits on at lunch I can't use, and I have to pull up a folding chair. I missed about a month of school, and still can't attend a full day yet. It's a pretty hard thing to deal with, physically of course, but also emotionally. When I see other kids able to run around, and sit comfortably, and even pick up something heavy, I get jealous. because I know I can't. But with the support of my family and friends I'm on my way to a very long, but hopefully good recovery.

Scoliosis by scoliosis_surviver(: April 17, 2011