Snoday

When a school calls a snow day before the day before. The next day there is absolutely no snow and and the weather is perfect.

combination of snowday and no "Snoday"

Our school called a Snoday so i rode my bike on the day off.

by theG6 February 26, 2011

Snowday Roulette

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.

Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?

by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Turkish Snowday

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

snoddy

(v) to shoot someone in the face with a high caliber bullet or blow them up with an explosive.

(v) to utterly destroy someone in a humiliating fashion using overly excessive force.

"This nigga got money for me, but when I see him he ain't got no money! I'ma have to snoddy dis nigga."

In the end of Inglorious Basterds, Eli Roth snoddied Hitler.

by Lil Dunny February 11, 2010

the snoddy

a person who is forever alone and can only take in a low capacity of alcohol

the snoddy is the third wheel of the group

by qwertylicker January 1, 2012