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sneezeweed 

Lily, otherwise known as a cockscomb, chincincheree, queen fabiola, geranium, or any other funny botanical name...
Hey sasquatch (LILY), stop being such a sneezeweed, you're making me spew all over the place!! ;-) (lily rocks! lol)
sneezeweed by Anna October 16, 2004

Sneezewad 

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.
"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"
Sneezewad by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

sneezebleed

When one sneezes so violently that a nosebleed is triggered.
Joe had a major sneezebleed today. He went through a whole box of Kleenex.
sneezebleed by Vicadoodis January 5, 2015

sneezehead 

A person who is stupid doesn't know that much their head is empty
Kasey didn't know the answer she is a sneezehead
sneezehead by Cyddkydd July 1, 2016

sneezeded 

oh shit i just sneezeded
sneezeded by sneezeded December 5, 2021

Skanko Skeezweed 

1) a generally shady or dirty individual.
2) A co-worker who is not bad or good, just there.
3) an hilarious comeback for any name that someone may call you.
1) Joe is always sitting in his office being greasy and not doing anything. He is such a Skanko Skeezweed.
2)Melinda: You are a dick Steve.
Steve: Whatever Skanko Skeezweed.
Skanko Skeezweed by iDogg April 1, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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