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sneezegasm 

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.
With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.
sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007
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sneezegasm 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.
sneezegasm by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009
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Sneezegasm 

That sense of pleasure, or relief, from finally sneezing after waiting through an entire day of waiting for that one fucking sneeze to come out.
Guy1: "Yo, dude, I just had a sneezegasm, I feel so fucking relieved now."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."
Sneezegasm by RK800#84329009 July 4, 2018

sneezegasm 

Sneezing 7 times in a row causing you to have an orgasm
sneezegasm by swagmaestro123 March 13, 2014

Sneeze-gasm 

The event of having to sneeze, but it won't happen. Then all of a sudden, a powerful sneeze is released followed by a feeling of relief.

An orgasm of the nose.
John: -ACHUUUU!!-
Frank: Dude, I saw that building up. Total sneeze-gasm.
Sneeze-gasm by sierramyst93 November 26, 2010

sneezgasm 

when one orgasms from sneezing 8 times in a row or more.
Cora had a sneezgasm last night!
sneezgasm by Mill33 June 28, 2011

Sneeze-Gasm 

To sneeze to an excessive amount thus triggering an orgasm
I sneezed so much dawg, I damn near sneeze-gasm'ed
Sneeze-Gasm by Sneeze-spert January 5, 2012
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