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sneezedick 

when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm
*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"
sneezedick by wethorse December 23, 2013

Sneezecumpoop 

Verb - (SnEEze-Cum-Poop)We call this the tri-fecta all of the feel good bodily releases. The Sneeze the Cum or orgasm and of course the poop. no the actual poop but act of pooping. We do not suggest trying this at home as you may internally combust. Please seek medical attention or a toilet and tissues as soon as you feel the oncoming symptoms.
We are unsure but we know the sneezecumpoop is messy.
Sneezecumpoop by Shmick and Shmal November 5, 2009

sneezefuck 

When a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a "bless you" from their peers but doesn't because everyone hates them.
Girl **sneezes**
Guy: STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL SNEEZEFUCK
sneezefuck by magicseamonster September 9, 2013

Sneezecucked 

When you're about to sneeze several times in a row, and then finally you end up not sneezing.
*aaaa-... aaaAA... aaaAAt....* Fuck, I just got sneezecucked.
Sneezecucked by kcucezeens July 1, 2021

sleezefuck 

n, adj, v,an individual who suffers from overwhelmingly annoying sense of self worth and boasting personality. Usually associated with hygiene issues. No sense of boundaries, males are usually sighted with button down shirts with possible popped collar and/or argyle sweater vest, and females usually are spotted with what should not be legally considered a shirt with its lack of materials used, iin its natural habitat.
"He is a worthless piece of shit and a waste of space. What a sleezefuck"

"Get out of my house you sleezefucking whore"
sleezefuck by lutraphobia March 8, 2010

skeezebucket

KYLE UR SUCH A SKEEZEBUCKET!
skeezebucket by ok boomer 4206969 October 22, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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