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sleezefuck 

n, adj, v,an individual who suffers from overwhelmingly annoying sense of self worth and boasting personality. Usually associated with hygiene issues. No sense of boundaries, males are usually sighted with button down shirts with possible popped collar and/or argyle sweater vest, and females usually are spotted with what should not be legally considered a shirt with its lack of materials used, iin its natural habitat.
"He is a worthless piece of shit and a waste of space. What a sleezefuck"

"Get out of my house you sleezefucking whore"
sleezefuck by lutraphobia March 8, 2010
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Sleepfucking 

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.
Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.
Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.
sleepfuck by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

Sleepfucking 

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.
DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

sneezefuck 

When a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a "bless you" from their peers but doesn't because everyone hates them.
Girl **sneezes**
Guy: STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL SNEEZEFUCK
sneezefuck by magicseamonster September 9, 2013

Sneezecuck

When something feels the urge to sneeze but their body denies them the satisfaction of a chunky sneeze
Yo man I was at my niggas house tameil the other day and he was so sick, he got sneezecuck left and centre like a little punk ass thot
Sneezecuck by Fortnitelord2000 September 6, 2018

sledgefuck 

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.
Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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