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Sneeze and Squeeze 

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly

Sneeze and squeeze 

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.
That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

sneeze n squeezer 

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

sneeze n squeezer 

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

Dit sqeeze 

Meaning goofy, stupid, scared or fuck boy
"Man don't be such a dit sqeeze just ask Sara out."
Dit sqeeze by Will Krumholz August 26, 2011