Sneeze & Squeeze

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.

I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.

by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.

That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

by Sami D. June 6, 2008

Sneeze and Squeeze

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles

Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly

by IDoBigFarts August 4, 2017

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021