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When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.
I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.
by ~~>KD<~~ September 2, 2005
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Baseball Catcher
Born in Norristown, Pennsylvania September 4, 1968
Played for LA Dodgers, Florida Marlins (five days) and NY Mets
Married playmate/actress Alicia Rickter (January 9, 2005)
He was drafted dead last and went on to become baseball's highest paid player.
He ranked #50 in Forbes Power List (2000).
Ted Williams visited his house when he was a teenager and taught him how to hit in Mike's backyard.

He has perfectly groomed facial hair.
He's afraid of Roger Clemens.
He bleached his hair blonde for no good reason.
He appears in Claridin and 10-10-220 commercials.
He is often accused of being gay, which he denies.
Mike Piazza is the best hitting catcher of all time. He can't throw out runners for shit though.
by ~~>KD<~~ September 2, 2005
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