Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

Seagulled by Simon Young March 23, 2008

Related Words

Snatulled • seagulled • spatulaed • Steven Seagulled

Seagulled

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.

"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."

Seagulled by PhillyDave January 22, 2014

Seagulled

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows

I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat

Seagulled by pisshead0 August 18, 2010

Seagulled

When an employee loudly and obnoxiously advocates for his or her issues in a meeting such that it becomes the main topic of discussion

I felt like I seagulled my way into the front of the deck

Seagulled by cookiebutter June 16, 2019

Seagulled

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

Seagulled by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012

seagulled

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you

OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)

seagulled by LOLchinchilla January 18, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026