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Snatch-Watch 

To be on 'snatch-watch' is to assume or be assigned the responsibility of notifying a friend that her vagina is showing because her dress (which she knew was risky, pre-going out) has risen up.
A girl emerges from a cab. A second turns her legs to step out. The first girl alerts the second of her exposed lady parts. Sometimes by yelling "snatch-watch"

Girl 1: That's super cute. You have to wear it!
Girl 2: Fine. But you're on snatch-watch tonight.
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Snatchpatch 

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.
"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."
Snatchpatch by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchpatch 

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend
1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?
snatchpatch by LAVixen November 7, 2007

SnatchPatch 

Is a skank that will snatch your man.
There's that snatchpatch hanging all over Jackie's man.
SnatchPatch by C&H2018 March 4, 2019

snatchlatch 

A patented security device that prevents illegal entry to trailers and shipping containers.
SnatchLatch is smart protection used to provide security for the lock and hasp by anyone who uses a cargo trailer or shipping container to haul or store valuables.
snatchlatch by Best Rear Defense August 18, 2009

snatchvatch

on a long night when there is some mucking of the barn without some brushing of the teeth.
hey dude throw in some gum, you have some serious snatchvatch.

Snatchlatching 

I totally want to get with that guy and Julia is totally snatchlatching me!
Snatchlatching by Shagthefab May 24, 2013
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