Snapon 

Snapon refers to a person. This particular person has very much in common with the world’s most expensive tools made by snap-on. He’s not just a tool...he’s a "snapon".

A snapon will clip his finger nails at work during normal working hours. As if this isn’t bad enough, snapon will allow said nail clipping to fall on the carpet floor instead of a waste basket and proceed to leave them on the floor.

A snapon will tell you he can hit a 6 iron golf club 200 yards.

A snapon thinks he knows everything about engineering and that only a select few actually know how to engineer.

A snapon doesn’t have priorities straight in life. He typically tries to have many children so as to spread the snapon way of life.

Snapons typically have said kids very early in life and have more children even though he can’t afford the mistakes he already brought into the world.

A snapon will only pay minimal rent to family members because he’s too cheap to buy his own house.

A snapon will tell his wife that she needs to lose weight and should try and stay fit considering he stays fit by riding a bike and it’s only fair for said wife to look as good for him as he does for her. All this considering said wife already had two children for him.

Holy shit...that d-bag Ed sure is a snapon.

Snapon by Daimler Diesel October 15, 2010

snapon 

Snapons try to throw everyone under the bus at work. Snapons typically try to screw upper management in attempts to get hired in directly.
Snapons typically screw their past and present employers. Snapon will "use" his employer to move forward in life and get expensive things such as tuition paid for, but will refuse to fulfill a contract to stay with the company that paid for said tuition.
A snapon will try to escape from the country so a lawsuit to gain the paid tuition back is damn near impossible. Snapon will use his current employer to gain the escape route to Germany or some other country.
A snapon will only eat American food. Things such as Americanized Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Middle-Eastern and Italian food are all off limits.
A snapon will ask his employing manager if he can take a bribe from a supplier. When the manager says no, he will do it anyway. This begs the question, why bother asking if he’ll do it anyway?
A snapon won’t give his wife even so much as a decent running vehicle or television at home to keep herself sane with 2 children.

Only a snapon would take a bribe....and tell his boss hes doing it.

snapon by DaimlerAG December 4, 2010

Snapopular 

Popular on snapchat

After half the school saw the picture of his massive dick, Tyrell had become snapopular.

Snapopular by Charlie and Andy March 11, 2016

Snaportunity 

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

Snapodeesh 

The act of snapping something viscously while shouting "SNAPODEESH" loudly and very angrily.

JAY "Oh my god i hate this cock...... SNAPODEESH" (He breaks his cock)

Snapodeesh by Zogbox November 22, 2009

snapnesia 

The confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of Snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all

(Snapchat received)
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"

snapnesia by daaaaaaaaaaave0 January 2, 2014

snapoo 

A friendship between dogs unlike any other. Particularly a friendship between dogs that are close neighbors with each other.

Wow! Benny and Brody are snapoo

snapoo by neighbortelepathy November 29, 2019