Snald 

A portmanteau of the two words "sneed" and "mald'. Originating from the Discord servers 'Snackbox' and 'Seadex', the creator of the word is most commonly considered to be the user RainingTerror. The word is commonly used to describe someone in the act of both sneeding and malding, or as a derogatory term for someone who you just don't like.

"my sonarr instance keeps breaking, how do i fix this?"
"snald with automation "enjoyings", sir"

Snald by NokiSir March 4, 2023

Smalding 

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

SNAIDS

Aids but for snakes

Markiplier has snaids

SNAIDS by Snaidsman May 28, 2020

Snaddy 

This is refers to Professor Snape from Harry Potter. It is a combination of the word "Daddy" and Snape.

Professor Snape is so Hot...He can be my Snaddy!

Snaddy by Blooregard Kazoo December 20, 2020

Snadge 

Tea (drink)

Oi Rich, I'm bloody parched. Get and make us a cup o' hot snadge ya lazy bastard!

Snadge by Woldypants August 6, 2012

Scalded Ape 

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast

The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.

Scalded Ape by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

faster than a scalded dog by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012