Snake-off 

Snake-off

“Snake-off" is a term used as a response to a remark or statement that is perceived to be irrelevant, random or unrelated to the conversation taking place between a group of people. The term is used to acknowledge that the previous remark within a conversation was odd. “Snake off” is often accompanied with a two-fingered hand gesture that simulates snake fangs and sometimes precedes a long “hissssssss” sound.

originated in Canada in the early 2000’s.

Greg: Did anyone catch the game last night?

Tom: I did! What a great game that was. I enjoyed watching the ball move around.

Linda: I enjoy when my cat rubs his whiskers across my cheeks.

Greg: Snake-off, Linda! Hssssss

Snake-off by Justadude2000 February 19, 2023

get that snake off your leg 

term that was itended to cause people do the snake bite dance originated at boys wreck by marshall and drew. made popular by none other than myself by saying it at random times. most thought it had a sexual preference but it clearly dosent. it was stolen and made into a profitable money making slogan by one certian person that knows who he is. became extremely popular and my best hopes are that it has finally died.

D.A.:"hey buddy you get that snake off your leg"
Lanham:"its just a garter snake"

get that snake off your leg by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake 

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake by jake4d April 27, 2010

Snapping off a black snake 

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

Snapping off a black snake by anonjwal July 8, 2016

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

shake off

The gentle shaking of one's penis after urination to insure that any remaining urine is expelled before pulling one's pants up.

Dave rememberd to shake off because he didn't want to stain his boxers.

shake off by Sean Piece September 26, 2003

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane 

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane by teepee997 November 10, 2010