Definitions by piratethomas

wankwich 

1. being sandwiched intentionally or unintentionally between two masturbating people

2. in the midst of a particularly long and arduous essay, placing on either side of a quotation 100 words of absolute tripe (or jizm)

3. a sandwich, the primary filling of which should be ejaculate (male or female)

1. i woke up in the tent last night, and Adam and Liv had me in a wankwich!

2. this is taking waaaay too long - time to wankwich this quote in!

3. you know what i am totally in the mood for? a big fat fucking wankwich. on rye.

wankwich by piratethomas February 2, 2009

wrybrow 

The raising of one's eyebrow, wryly.

A noun, so one can give someone the wrybrow, or pull a wrybrow.

I was rummaging through my flatmate's panty-chest when I realised she was in bed, totally giving me the wrybrow.

wrybrow by piratethomas January 30, 2009

shood 

SHit-but-gOOD. Applicable to most things on television - a guilty pleasure.

It is also possible (though dangerous) to use as an adverb - shooding.

O-m-f-g, last night's episode of The Hills was shood.

OR

I never though I'd watch a show as shooding magnificent as Rock of Love!

shood by piratethomas January 29, 2009

spaggard 

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.

Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.

spaggard by piratethomas January 22, 2009