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The raising of one's eyebrow, wryly.
A noun, so one can give someone the wrybrow, or pull a wrybrow.
A noun, so one can give someone the wrybrow, or pull a wrybrow.
I was rummaging through my flatmate's panty-chest when I realised she was in bed, totally giving me the wrybrow.
by piratethomas January 30, 2009
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A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.
It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.
It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.
by piratethomas January 22, 2009
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2. in the midst of a particularly long and arduous essay, placing on either side of a quotation 100 words of absolute tripe (or jizm)
3. a sandwich, the primary filling of which should be ejaculate (male or female)
2. in the midst of a particularly long and arduous essay, placing on either side of a quotation 100 words of absolute tripe (or jizm)
3. a sandwich, the primary filling of which should be ejaculate (male or female)
1. i woke up in the tent last night, and Adam and Liv had me in a wankwich!
2. this is taking waaaay too long - time to wankwich this quote in!
3. you know what i am totally in the mood for? a big fat fucking wankwich. on rye.
2. this is taking waaaay too long - time to wankwich this quote in!
3. you know what i am totally in the mood for? a big fat fucking wankwich. on rye.
by piratethomas February 2, 2009
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It is also possible (though dangerous) to use as an adverb - shooding.
It is also possible (though dangerous) to use as an adverb - shooding.
O-m-f-g, last night's episode of The Hills was shood.
OR
I never though I'd watch a show as shooding magnificent as Rock of Love!
OR
I never though I'd watch a show as shooding magnificent as Rock of Love!
by piratethomas January 29, 2009
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