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A Smutual is an (typically) online friend with whom you share the same proclivities in your chosen format(s) of adult entertainment. You're into the same kinky stuff and you just send each other more and more unhinged content until one of you dies.

Smutual is a portmanteau of the words "smut" and "mutual."
Smutual: "Let me get this straight, you're telling me you're a slut for hot orcs?"

Me: "I am, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not."

Smutual: "Mood."
Smutual by moralofthestory August 2, 2023
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The act of open sexuality with homosapiens without discrimination or reservation, regarding who, when, and where, holds no weight, maximization of all oppurtunites to engage in sexual activites is supreme
The girls slutual behavior made her a immediate sensation at the party.
slutual by Humanitarians for Humans November 3, 2010

smutalicious 

A person that is he biggest smut around ya way.
yo that bitch is smutalicious
smutalicious by Yoshi August 31, 2004

slutuality 

A term used to describe the level that one would be considered a skank or a slut.
"Man she has to be comfortable with her slutuality by now."

"Why do you say that?"

She's getting dirty looks from that guy's girlfriend and she just ignores her.
slutuality by welzy February 21, 2009

smutball 

A smut; a general term for a hoe; a bitch who can’t make up her mind
“Damn, I heard Kaylee was fucking with John last weekend.” “Yeah, she’s a real smutball.”
smutball by xplctx February 25, 2024
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