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A Smutual is an (typically) online friend with whom you share the same proclivities in your chosen format(s) of adult entertainment. You're into the same kinky stuff and you just send each other more and more unhinged content until one of you dies.

Smutual is a portmanteau of the words "smut" and "mutual."
Smutual: "Let me get this straight, you're telling me you're a slut for hot orcs?"

Me: "I am, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not."

Smutual: "Mood."
Smutual by moralofthestory August 2, 2023
Words you can keep
The act of open sexuality with homosapiens without discrimination or reservation, regarding who, when, and where, holds no weight, maximization of all oppurtunites to engage in sexual activites is supreme
The girls slutual behavior made her a immediate sensation at the party.
slutual by Humanitarians for Humans November 3, 2010

smutalicious 

A person that is he biggest smut around ya way.
yo that bitch is smutalicious
smutalicious by Yoshi August 31, 2004

slutuality 

A term used to describe the level that one would be considered a skank or a slut.
"Man she has to be comfortable with her slutuality by now."

"Why do you say that?"

She's getting dirty looks from that guy's girlfriend and she just ignores her.
slutuality by welzy February 21, 2009

smutball 

A smut; a general term for a hoe; a bitch who can’t make up her mind
Damn, I heard Kaylee was fucking with John last weekend.” “Yeah, she’s a real smutball.”
smutball by xplctx February 25, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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