slutuality

A term used to describe the level that one would be considered a skank or a slut.

"Man she has to be comfortable with her slutuality by now."

"Why do you say that?"

She's getting dirty looks from that guy's girlfriend and she just ignores her.

by welzy February 21, 2009

Situality

A situation that you find is your reality. Though is usually used in a negative connotation, can also be used in a positive one. Can be used to describe a bad situation that you just have to suck up and accept as your reality.

"Hey man I'm in a bit of a situality right now. My grandma just died and I'm trying my hardest to move on."
"Yea I'm gonna repeat 10th grade but hey, that's just my situality at the moment. I can't do anything about it so might as well not ponder over it."
"Ay yo don't be mad at the truth of my situality, I'm rich as fricc now get over yourself."

by Tiaira Gem July 8, 2021

slutility

Slutility is a slut with the power to do more than one thing at once; a whore that provides a public service with much to offer, but be warned, for she is the kind of person who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around. She is most likely to constantly cheat on you, but will not have sex with you, and may also be interested in bestiality. She will consistently lie and blame you for everything when she is conscience of what really happened but, lies to people to make you look bad and gets mad when people see through the lies. She is a user and will try to force you to change who you really are (i.e. emo rock-star into a country bumpkin), and uses others to try to enforce the fact that you did wrong when everyone knows you were the innocent one. She will most likely act like an immature child, and thinks whatever she does is okay and that she can do nothing wrong and everyone else is at fault, when the reality is that she fucks up 100% of the time and all you do is wait on her hand and foot.

Harlie uses the power of slutility.

by cjx3 April 25, 2014

Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace

Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.

by screamin---srb February 4, 2010