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The act of open sexuality with homosapiens without discrimination or reservation, regarding who, when, and where, holds no weight, maximization of all oppurtunites to engage in sexual activites is supreme
The girls slutual behavior made her a immediate sensation at the party.
slutual by Humanitarians for Humans November 3, 2010
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Slutulator 

The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.
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a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you
I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.
Slutalong by mythmker May 4, 2009

slutball 

1. A girl (or guy for that matter i guess) who is so much of a slut the only way to define them is saying they're a Bunch of sluts mashed together

2. A small group of slutty girls who stand close together.
Def. 1
Didn't you know?, Christina's a slutball...

Def. 2
Guy1: dude look at that slutball over there
Guy2: yeah man you could probably have all 4 of them girls
Both: F***ing sluts
slutball by TheDefiner1-1-12 October 17, 2008

slutalicious 

(adj) 1. Word used to describe slutty behavior. 2. Deliciously or devilishly slutty; could most definitely be used against someone during gossip.
"She was making out with her ex-boyfriend last night, and her current boyfriend was sitting right there!"

"Well, isn't that just slutalicious."
slutalicious by Eliza. October 16, 2008

SlutWalk 

A misguided attempt to protest sexual abuse/ rape against women by encouraging women to dress like sluts.

slutwalk supporters hold signs and wear shirts reading "slut pride" and "i love sluts"

...this has nothing to do with counseling victims of rape, condemning convicted rapists, or encouraging political sensitivity on the topic of rape.
slutwalkerA- Doesn't it seem weird that we're walking around naked demanding respect from men?

slutwalkerB- Don't be silly. Why do you think there are so many guys watching us? They support the cause!

slutwalkerA- Then why do they have cameras and boners?
SlutWalk by bchesandhoes August 15, 2011

Slutuation 

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some
1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!
Slutuation by Psyko1 July 18, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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