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Slutulator 

The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.
Related Words
a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you
I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.
Slutalong by mythmker May 4, 2009

slutball 

1. A girl (or guy for that matter i guess) who is so much of a slut the only way to define them is saying they're a Bunch of sluts mashed together

2. A small group of slutty girls who stand close together.
Def. 1
Didn't you know?, Christina's a slutball...

Def. 2
Guy1: dude look at that slutball over there
Guy2: yeah man you could probably have all 4 of them girls
Both: F***ing sluts
slutball by TheDefiner1-1-12 October 17, 2008

slutalicious 

(adj) 1. Word used to describe slutty behavior. 2. Deliciously or devilishly slutty; could most definitely be used against someone during gossip.
"She was making out with her ex-boyfriend last night, and her current boyfriend was sitting right there!"

"Well, isn't that just slutalicious."
slutalicious by Eliza. October 16, 2008

SlutWalk 

A misguided attempt to protest sexual abuse/ rape against women by encouraging women to dress like sluts.

slutwalk supporters hold signs and wear shirts reading "slut pride" and "i love sluts"

...this has nothing to do with counseling victims of rape, condemning convicted rapists, or encouraging political sensitivity on the topic of rape.
slutwalkerA- Doesn't it seem weird that we're walking around naked demanding respect from men?

slutwalkerB- Don't be silly. Why do you think there are so many guys watching us? They support the cause!

slutwalkerA- Then why do they have cameras and boners?
SlutWalk by bchesandhoes August 15, 2011

Slutuation 

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some
1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!
Slutuation by Psyko1 July 18, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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