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when a person/people drink excessively.
"My mate got well slurged yesterday"
slurged by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017
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One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly
I drank too much and smarged myself
smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013
When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.
I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.
Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014

go get smurfed 

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.
Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!
go get smurfed by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005
To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.
OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!
Smurfed by Matthew B December 5, 2004
this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered
I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols
smorged by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010