Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

by Aopoop December 14, 2013

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010