Smurfii

The all-powerful flutist Jennifer Luft.
Friends with the all-powerful frumpster

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Smurfii by Jenna November 12, 2003

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

smurfing

In gaming culture, smurfing is defined as logging into a secret account seperate from a main account as to allow the user to play a game without being detected by his or her peers.

Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".

David: Didn't see you online at all today.

Rich: I was smurfing earlier, tried the AS50 with the ACOG attachment, was lots of fun. Playing around with some new stuff.

David: Didn't want to mess up your stats I see.

smurfing by pethcirrr July 13, 2012

smurfing

A person in the higher ranks of a game, usually a team based dps game like overwatch or csgo, who purposly makes a new account or purposly drops down to the lower ranks just to destroy the noobies.

Some dude playing overwatch: Why is this McCree so good?

Guy who is smurfing: Between you and me, I'm smurfing down here on bronze, I'm actually 500.

smurfing by pancakesavage7 June 14, 2017

smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!

-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick

smurfing a chick by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015