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smurfgirl by School Identifier January 13, 2021
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Smurfticles
A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.
When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.
Smurfticles by Codj53 October 23, 2011
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Smurfilicious
you don't really say this term to other people because it's sounds lame. 'smurfilicious' is a state of mind
Smurfilicious by tulane November 26, 2004
SMURFGIRLED
To be teased or practical joked beyond belief by exjw Smurf Girl and/or publicly outed and embarrassed… possibly jailed or worse. Especially if you happen to be a Jehovah’s Witness. So beware… 🤣🤣🤣
Former governing body member, Tony Morris aka Anthony Morris III was smurfgirled really bad and kicked out of Bethel after Exjw Smurf Girl exposed him publicly.
SMURFGIRLED by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
Exjw Smurf Girl
An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
Exjw Smurf Girl by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
smurfzilla
smurfzilla by GOD_CUNT October 12, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"