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Smurfticles 

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.
When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.
Smurfticles by Codj53 October 23, 2011

Smurfilicious 

that feeling you get when you're on LSD
you don't really say this term to other people because it's sounds lame. 'smurfilicious' is a state of mind
Smurfilicious by tulane November 26, 2004

SMURFGIRLED 

To be teased or practical joked beyond belief by exjw Smurf Girl and/or publicly outed and embarrassed… possibly jailed or worse. Especially if you happen to be a Jehovahs Witness. So beware… 🤣🤣🤣
Former governing body member, Tony Morris aka Anthony Morris III was smurfgirled really bad and kicked out of Bethel after Exjw Smurf Girl exposed him publicly.

Exjw Smurf Girl 

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.

smurfzilla 

A badass cunt whose here to fuck shit up. Aka the tallest smurf
Smurfzilla really knows how to party like papa smurf
smurfzilla by GOD_CUNT October 12, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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