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dude i was with my girl last night. nothing happened so i was "Smurfin" as a mofo.
Smurfin by ge_knee_us February 5, 2010
whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!
Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?
smurfin by sam boW August 25, 2006
while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking
smurfin by J May 4, 2005
When someone (male or female) decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off
Dude I was back behind Jimmy's Bar and saw Brad was smurfin everyone back there.
Smurfin by jfs912 February 16, 2019
A married bald man that is smoking hot
Man girl did you see her dad he was smurfin
Smurfin by anonymous June 16, 2021
When a person of a smaller stature exhibits large amounts of Black Air Force energy and activities
All in a days work, of putting niggas on shirts” ahh hell nah, you smurfin like a mothafucka
Smurfin by Da pin July 1, 2025